Saturday, March 17, 2012

Things I've Done :)

I found this from one of my friend's blog. It is a list that shows what I've Done and the things I haven't.Try this out yourself too. :)

Graduated high school. 
Kissed someone.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.

Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself. 
Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep. 
Spent over $200 in one day.
Been on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Skipped school. 
Had detention. 
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to Sea World.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year. 

Gone to Europe. 
Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.

Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.

Gone surfing in California.
Had a hamster/guinea pig.
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Did “spirit day” at school. 
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Made-out with someone.
Played on a sports team.
Snuck out of the house.
Swore at a teacher.
Gone laser tagging.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been on the TV.
French braided.
Skinny-dipped.
Driven a car.
Performed in front of an audience.
Been in love.

Had a blonde moment.
Been on a train.
Seen a ghost.
Gone bungee-jumping.
Been to Mexico.
Crashed a car.
Sky dived.
Been kissed in the rain.
Made an 11:11 wish.
Drank alcohol.
Forwarded a chain letter.
Made a mistake. 
 

Monday, March 12, 2012

Best V-Day Ever!

14th Feb. this year was supposed to be a holiday but, unfortunately my beshtie AS called up on 13th to tell me we have school the next day for just signing the hall ticket! I was frankly disappointed 'cause i thought I could sit at home and watch cheesy love stories on T.V.




So with all plans crashed, I go on twitter to let my other beshtie SH know that we have school. And after a lot of tweeting we decided to take UNO cards and Bingo boards for playing (very immature I know! but that's all we got!).
Finally I set off for school on 14th & my next beshtie TJF comes in with a big cover! and I found out it was Chocolate Pudding (made by her!). I then had a feeling the day wasn't going to be so bad after all! (OH! and all of us decided to NOT bring any books in case the teachers planned on teaching us ).


Okay just before you all ask me how many beshties more do I have? I'll tell you.. None... The four of us together is like nothing you've seen before :P 




The seven hours which I so dreaded yesterday went by so fast that I regret not being more active!
My classmate BM brought a raspberry cake/pastry(which was Delicious!). We started the day off by playing UNO cards! And while we were playing our headmistress walked in! We were all terrified as she usually is a VERY STRICT person but, God knows maybe cause its V-Day that she joked around and told us nicely to put the cards away and study something. After she left we packed all the cards thanking God that she hadn't confiscated them (I was extra worried since it was my pack of cards). Then we all settled down to telling spooky stories and AS gave us all her first hand experience on playing the 'Ojoboard' (Its a board game where you call upon ghosts. Creepy!! I know!) along with her cousin sister. Honestly I was scared!(I'm a fragile person you know...) The break period went AWESOME!All what we had was pudding and cake! The most "Sweetest" break ever! Literally! It was SO GOOD!




After that we wrote many many autograph books and slam books which was very funny because we just copied what we wrote in someone else's book!The best part of the day was when TJF asked SH out!  Okay before you get the wrong impression they both are girls and it was for FUN! and moreover TJF has a BF. But it was SO DARN CUTE!! She gave SH a rose!! Me and AS were in on the secret but SH was SO SURPRISED!! That was the most Exciting part of the day apart from digging into a cake and pudding on the same day! 


We ended the day by playing Kabadi in the backyard. Back in the bus TJF and me started playing UNO cards again! :P We played 7 rounds till my stop reached and I won 4-3 :D 
So I just want to make my point clear I'm not gonna lie by telling I don't want a boyfriend, but I don't have a boyfriend and still I had SO MUCH FUN on V-Day. So to those out there just stop beating yourself up 'bout the fact that you don't have a boyfriend and enjoy the world when you can 'cause life's so much better when your single. ;)

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Something you should know

I just remembered this story and I don't know why I put it up, but I think it might be useful someway or the other. Please pardon the bad language.


So here is the story:
Part one : One day a bird was sitting on top of a tree. It felt like it was it was on top of the world and nobody could bring it down. So out of joy and pride it started singing AND dancing. And too much dancing lead to it falling of the tree straight into a pile of snow beneath. and since it fell a long way it passed out and froze in the pile of snow.




Part two : So after a while a cow was passing by and saw the sorry state of the bird and decided to thaw him by shitting on it. And Blop! goes the shit and the bird gets thawed according to the cow's plan. The cow satisfied by its work moves on.




Part three : And so out of happiness(as usual) the bird starts to sing. And a hungry cat passing by hears music coming out of a pile of shit and decides to investigate. And in the process finds out it was a bird. And Voila! thus is the end of the singing bird.




So you might be wonder what is is this right? Read the Morals and see. 


Moral for Part one :  If your at the top, shut up & you'll stay there longer.


Moral for Part two : Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.


Moral for Part three : Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend.
                                      And when you're in deep shit keep your mouth shut.






THE END

Sunday, November 20, 2011

The FUsSy Teacher

There are many type of teachers....some extra nice...some extra bad (thankfully we dont have any like that) and some well... they suffer from horrible mood swings..i.e. they will be super sweet and super mean as and when they wish to.. So here's what happened a few days back....
We had around a week of holidays for Eid and most teachers told us 12th graders NOT to enjoy(yea right as if that's gonna happen) and to just celebrate Eid for 3 days(out of a 10 day break :P) and study the rest of the holidays. So therefore they give us this huge chunk of material for tests and revisions expecting us to be prepared by the end of the holidays. The holidays flew by with the blink of an eye and here we are on the Saturday evening, after a precise week, rushing about trying to get our projects and homeworks done.
And on sunday morning we all took off to school with the so called 'blues' least expecting what was gonna happen in the so called 'Mrs.X's Class'.We have a thing called Monthly tests that assess our performance on monthly basis for which some people actually learn, unlike me and majority of others.
And Mrs.X, let me tell you is a Very Very ORGANISED & PLANNED teacher. So you can imagine ...She wouldnt want anything and I mean ANYTHING disrupting her plans. So before the holidays she gave us seven, yes SEVEN!!! chapters to learn, 3 for the monthly test and the rest for revision...So this unfortunate day she comes up and asks us how was our holidays and without waiting for our reply moves on to the next question,"So...Everyone studied 'X-subject' ?" and we all being HONEST children decide to tell her the truth. "No Miss" we all answered in unison... and there comes the next question..."Stand up all who didnt TOUCH the book" and again without thinking most of us stand. And there comes the Shock of Shocks...from the least expected teacher (yes usually she is very sweet and bears with all our actions)... She askes us all individually what we all did during the holidays and she picks me out and asks "Oh.. even you were celebrating Eid..? " (I'm a Christian so I wouldnt be found celebrating Eid but Of course! I will be enjoying the holidays :P) and I just answer her with a sheepish smile.. :P So what does she ask us to do..?
She asks us to write a letter of explanation why we didnt learn her subject along with a sign from our parents...(Parents Sign! I mean how much more kiddish can this get ? ).
So we all manage to get the letter and give it to her. We thought it was all over. How wrong we all were!
The next day the Head Mistress comes to our class and tells us until we all go and meet her in person she has asked Mrs.X not to come to our class again.! Sheesh one teacher created so much of a fuss..! and finally we all went and met the Head Mistress and there we had to write another letter in which we promised never to give a reason to our teachers to complain against us...*SIGH* so what I intend to say here is one teacher created soo much of a fuss over such a small thing...and what did it get her... arghh i dont know and if you get it please do tell me... :P :P
This incident has taught me how a Small action can make you SO pissed off..!! :@
But this does not mean I don't like that teacher anymore...but there was an awkward tension between us and the teacher for a few days... but now... everything is back to normal.. :D